90 Miles
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

90 Miles

As for the new President, I accept no responsibility or who is or is not in office. Yes, I voted. No, I’m not going to tell you who I voted for.

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Quarterback Karma
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Quarterback Karma

Stop the presses!  A new cause of Parkinson’s Disease has been discovered. Brett Favre’s accuser in the 2008 “dick pic” scandal says it is “karma“...

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Hope in a Name
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Hope in a Name

Before we got to my insurance issues, though, we exchanged stories about how rare the names “Jill” and “Steve” are now compared to their popularity in the 60s when we were born.

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Sobering Thoughts
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Sobering Thoughts

...so the next day I looked it up knowing that no doctor or drug company is going to say “go ahead and drink while using our drug.”

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Faking It
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Faking It

I have had Parkinson’s for ten years and for the past several months I’ve been pretending I do not have it.

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Old Folks Disease
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Old Folks Disease

I have tried to remain young-like in order to keep my YOPD status. It has been getting more difficult…

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Do Not Say a Thing
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Do Not Say a Thing

April is Parkinson’s aware this month and this means educating the public about Parkinson’s. So for me, there are no dumb questions or comments you can ask or make. So here are my responses to the four things you should never say to someone with Parkinson’s.

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Wet Shaking Man
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Wet Shaking Man

I knew some kids in school who were dumb as boards. They passed tests by writing answers on the bottom of their shoes, or by copying off other students’ papers. Is that artificial intelligence?

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Asleep or Awake
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Asleep or Awake

There are plenty of things to worry about leading up to deep brain stimulation (DBS) surgery. Will it hurt? Will it work? What if something goes wrong? Will the government be able to steal my thoughts?

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