
What Do You Think Now, Huh?
Yesterday I was 59 and you were dishing out compliments. Today I am 60 and things don’t look quite as good, do they?”

Monkey Business
Look, I do not know what “AI” stands for and I am not a medical doctor. Being influenced by me is like being influenced by a chimp.

What Not To Do
Last week someone asked if there are any exercises that are not recommended for people with Parkinson’s. My initial thought was (and I have heard others say), “some exercises are better than others, but any exercise is good, so just do it.”

The Worst Part
The group leader might as well have asked, “what’s the best part of having Parkinson’s?”

Animal Planet
They are wild animals protecting their territory, you are intruding and only one of you will live to see another day.

Power and Control
I am not sure I’m ready to trust people completely and “let go and let God,” in every situation…

The Lighthouse Keeper
Of course I wrote that tongue-in-cheek, but now I have to wonder. I am beginning to think he really is not who he seemed.

Ode to the Fruit Fly
It turns out that I have much in common with the fruit fly. You do too. You see, a fruit fly only has four chromosomes compared to humans 23, but those four represent 75% of human disease causing genes.

Devils and Unicorns
I remember when I first had this surgery one of my Instagram friends commented, “welcome to the devil horn club!“

Gluten-Free Parkinson’s
I recently purchased oats that I found out were not gluten-free. I pulled out one of the oats and looked at it, and thought, “you don’t look like you have gluten.”