Eight Months
I usually joke with the hair stylist to use the scissors that only cut out the gray. This past time she said, “but that will leave you bald!”
Ode to the Fruit Fly
It turns out that I have much in common with the fruit fly. You do too. You see, a fruit fly only has four chromosomes compared to humans 23, but those four represent 75% of human disease causing genes.
Devils and Unicorns
I remember when I first had this surgery one of my Instagram friends commented, “welcome to the devil horn club!“
Gluten-Free Parkinson’s
I recently purchased oats that I found out were not gluten-free. I pulled out one of the oats and looked at it, and thought, “you don’t look like you have gluten.”
Travel Light ( loosely based on a true story)
…the shirt is the least expensive item to wear on. It goes up in price exponentially when you get to pants and underwear, and do not even ask about a belt!
Flying Kites In Rainstorms
While most of the fair exhibitors were there to help you succeed in achieving a healthy lifestyle, this one seem to be there in case you didn’t achieve it. Maybe it was a warning. Or could it have been a threat?
Quarterback Karma
Stop the presses! A new cause of Parkinson’s Disease has been discovered. Brett Favre’s accuser in the 2008 “dick pic” scandal says it is “karma“...