Devils and Unicorns
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Devils and Unicorns

I remember when I first had this surgery one of my Instagram friends commented, “welcome to the devil horn club!“

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Gluten-Free Parkinson’s
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Gluten-Free Parkinson’s

I recently purchased oats that I found out were not gluten-free. I pulled out one of the oats and looked at it, and thought, “you don’t look like you have gluten.”

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Superman
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Superman

Rock Steady Boxing takes up about five hours a week. And then there are the two Parkinson’s Support Groups I participate in which take up three hours per month. There is nothing else I have to do to save the world.

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90 Miles
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

90 Miles

As for the new President, I accept no responsibility or who is or is not in office. Yes, I voted. No, I’m not going to tell you who I voted for.

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Flying Kites In Rainstorms
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Flying Kites In Rainstorms

While most of the fair exhibitors were there to help you succeed in achieving a healthy lifestyle, this one seem to be there in case you didn’t achieve it. Maybe it was a warning. Or could it have been a threat?

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Quarterback Karma
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Quarterback Karma

Stop the presses!  A new cause of Parkinson’s Disease has been discovered. Brett Favre’s accuser in the 2008 “dick pic” scandal says it is “karma“...

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The Hummingbird
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

The Hummingbird

Him with his pointy beak and me with my vodka soda. Just staring.

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Pick Me!
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Pick Me!

I am not looking for a life partner. I know that will only lead to another alimony payment.

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