Steven Steinberg 1/20/25 Steven Steinberg 1/20/25

90 Miles

As for the new President, I accept no responsibility or who is or is not in office. Yes, I voted. No, I’m not going to tell you who I voted for.

Steven Steinberg 10/10/24 Steven Steinberg 10/10/24

Nothing Else to Say

Nothing more I can say...

Steven Steinberg 9/26/24 Steven Steinberg 9/26/24

Quarterback Karma

Stop the presses! A new cause of Parkinson’s Disease has been discovered. Brett Favre’s accuser in the 2008 “dick pic” scandal says it is “karma“...

Steven Steinberg 9/25/24 Steven Steinberg 9/25/24

The Hummingbird

Him with his pointy beak and me with my vodka soda. Just staring.

Steven Steinberg 9/18/24 Steven Steinberg 9/18/24

Pick Me!

I am not looking for a life partner. I know that will only lead to another alimony payment.

Steven Steinberg 9/11/24 Steven Steinberg 9/11/24

Hope in a Name

Before we got to my insurance issues, though, we exchanged stories about how rare the names “Jill” and “Steve” are now compared to their popularity in the 60s when we were born.

Steven Steinberg 9/7/24 Steven Steinberg 9/7/24

Parkinson’s vs. Birthday

You would think with all the money I pay them they could take five seconds to sign their signature or at least have their assistant forge it.

Steven Steinberg 8/21/24 Steven Steinberg 8/21/24

Sobering Thoughts

...so the next day I looked it up knowing that no doctor or drug company is going to say “go ahead and drink while using our drug.”

Steven Steinberg 7/24/24 Steven Steinberg 7/24/24

Faking It

I have had Parkinson’s for ten years and for the past several months I’ve been pretending I do not have it.

Steven Steinberg 4/4/24 Steven Steinberg 4/4/24

Do Not Say a Thing

April is Parkinson’s aware this month and this means educating the public about Parkinson’s. So for me, there are no dumb questions or comments you can ask or make. So here are my responses to the four things you should never say to someone with Parkinson’s.

What’s Shaking Man