Steven Steinberg 2/12/25 Steven Steinberg 2/12/25

Gluten-Free Parkinson’s

I recently purchased oats that I found out were not gluten-free. I pulled out one of the oats and looked at it, and thought, “you don’t look like you have gluten.”

Steven Steinberg 1/30/25 Steven Steinberg 1/30/25

Superman

Rock Steady Boxing takes up about five hours a week. And then there are the two Parkinson’s Support Groups I participate in which take up three hours per month. There is nothing else I have to do to save the world.

Steven Steinberg 1/20/25 Steven Steinberg 1/20/25

90 Miles

As for the new President, I accept no responsibility or who is or is not in office. Yes, I voted. No, I’m not going to tell you who I voted for.

Steven Steinberg 10/10/24 Steven Steinberg 10/10/24

Nothing Else to Say

Nothing more I can say...

Steven Steinberg 9/26/24 Steven Steinberg 9/26/24

Quarterback Karma

Stop the presses! A new cause of Parkinson’s Disease has been discovered. Brett Favre’s accuser in the 2008 “dick pic” scandal says it is “karma“...

Steven Steinberg 9/25/24 Steven Steinberg 9/25/24

The Hummingbird

Him with his pointy beak and me with my vodka soda. Just staring.

Steven Steinberg 9/18/24 Steven Steinberg 9/18/24

Pick Me!

I am not looking for a life partner. I know that will only lead to another alimony payment.

Steven Steinberg 9/11/24 Steven Steinberg 9/11/24

Hope in a Name

Before we got to my insurance issues, though, we exchanged stories about how rare the names “Jill” and “Steve” are now compared to their popularity in the 60s when we were born.

Steven Steinberg 9/7/24 Steven Steinberg 9/7/24

Parkinson’s vs. Birthday

You would think with all the money I pay them they could take five seconds to sign their signature or at least have their assistant forge it.

Steven Steinberg 8/21/24 Steven Steinberg 8/21/24

Sobering Thoughts

...so the next day I looked it up knowing that no doctor or drug company is going to say “go ahead and drink while using our drug.”

What’s Shaking Man