Steven Steinberg 3/2/25 Steven Steinberg 3/2/25

Ode to the Fruit Fly

It turns out that I have much in common with the fruit fly. You do too. You see, a fruit fly only has four chromosomes compared to humans 23, but those four represent 75% of human disease causing genes.

Steven Steinberg 1/30/25 Steven Steinberg 1/30/25

Superman

Rock Steady Boxing takes up about five hours a week. And then there are the two Parkinson’s Support Groups I participate in which take up three hours per month. There is nothing else I have to do to save the world.

Steven Steinberg 1/20/25 Steven Steinberg 1/20/25

90 Miles

As for the new President, I accept no responsibility or who is or is not in office. Yes, I voted. No, I’m not going to tell you who I voted for.

Steven Steinberg 10/10/24 Steven Steinberg 10/10/24

Nothing Else to Say

Nothing more I can say...

Steven Steinberg 9/18/24 Steven Steinberg 9/18/24

Pick Me!

I am not looking for a life partner. I know that will only lead to another alimony payment.

Steven Steinberg 8/21/24 Steven Steinberg 8/21/24

Sobering Thoughts

...so the next day I looked it up knowing that no doctor or drug company is going to say “go ahead and drink while using our drug.”

Steven Steinberg 7/24/24 Steven Steinberg 7/24/24

Faking It

I have had Parkinson’s for ten years and for the past several months I’ve been pretending I do not have it.

Steven Steinberg 4/18/24 Steven Steinberg 4/18/24

Old Folks Disease

I have tried to remain young-like in order to keep my YOPD status. It has been getting more difficult…

Steven Steinberg 4/4/24 Steven Steinberg 4/4/24

Do Not Say a Thing

April is Parkinson’s aware this month and this means educating the public about Parkinson’s. So for me, there are no dumb questions or comments you can ask or make. So here are my responses to the four things you should never say to someone with Parkinson’s.

Steven Steinberg 3/27/24 Steven Steinberg 3/27/24

Wet Shaking Man

I knew some kids in school who were dumb as boards. They passed tests by writing answers on the bottom of their shoes, or by copying off other students’ papers. Is that artificial intelligence?

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