Devils and Unicorns
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Devils and Unicorns

I remember when I first had this surgery one of my Instagram friends commented, “welcome to the devil horn club!“

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Gluten-Free Parkinson’s
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Gluten-Free Parkinson’s

I recently purchased oats that I found out were not gluten-free. I pulled out one of the oats and looked at it, and thought, “you don’t look like you have gluten.”

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90 Miles
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

90 Miles

As for the new President, I accept no responsibility or who is or is not in office. Yes, I voted. No, I’m not going to tell you who I voted for.

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Flying Kites In Rainstorms
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Flying Kites In Rainstorms

While most of the fair exhibitors were there to help you succeed in achieving a healthy lifestyle, this one seem to be there in case you didn’t achieve it. Maybe it was a warning. Or could it have been a threat?

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Quarterback Karma
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Quarterback Karma

Stop the presses!  A new cause of Parkinson’s Disease has been discovered. Brett Favre’s accuser in the 2008 “dick pic” scandal says it is “karma“...

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The Hummingbird
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

The Hummingbird

Him with his pointy beak and me with my vodka soda. Just staring.

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Pick Me!
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Pick Me!

I am not looking for a life partner. I know that will only lead to another alimony payment.

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Hope in a Name
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Hope in a Name

Before we got to my insurance issues, though, we exchanged stories about how rare the names “Jill” and “Steve” are now compared to their popularity in the 60s when we were born.

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Parkinson’s vs. Birthday
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Parkinson’s vs. Birthday

You would think with all the money I pay them they could take five seconds to sign their signature or at least have their assistant forge it.

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