Three Thousand Dollars
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Three Thousand Dollars

The neighbors heard the sound and said, ‘You should get that checked.’ Now I am standing with the dealership service advisor. In my experience his job seems to be to never let me leave with a repair bill under $3000.

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Unremarkable
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Unremarkable

I was excited to see all the wonderful things it’s on the report about my brain. I expected phrases like “above average”, “larger than usual”, and “better than most.”

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40th
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

40th

I remember classmates asking me, “Do you smell that? Gross isn’t it?” I always agreed but could not confirm or deny. The old “whoever smelt it dealt it” no longer worked with me.

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Bluejay 2
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Bluejay 2

I hold these close to my heart, though I might tell you one or two over a glass of Cabernet Franc. Believe me the stories are worth you buying me a glass of wine.

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Bluejay
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Bluejay

It is a serious disease and anybody living with it has struggles of different degrees and magnitudes. She calls a turkey a turkey, and I am a turkey.

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Untold Story
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Untold Story

The possible effects from DBS range from balance issues, which I have, to death, which I do not have. I am very lucky.

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Labor on Labor Day
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Labor on Labor Day

My mother went into labor on Labor Day when I was born. Telling you that is kind of like bringing veggie hotdogs to a Dallas Cowboys pregame, tailgate barbecue.

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Double Double
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Double Double

"So my last post was not about Parkinson’s It was about hamburgers and tires. Let's face it, if it weren't for burgers and tires Parkinson's treatment would be a lot harder and less fulfilling."

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Fast Food Guide
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

Fast Food Guide

“Perhaps I shouldn’t say this, but it was the best Italian food I ever had! I’ve been to Italy, and had some amazing pastas and seafood, but this was above and beyond those.”

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New Logo, Free Sticker
Steven Steinberg Steven Steinberg

New Logo, Free Sticker

I tried a dancing Rastafarian. Very colorful, but his fingers look like the hotdog-fingered woman in the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once…

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