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I tried a dancing Rastafarian. Very colorful, but his fingers look like the hotdog-fingered woman in the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once…
Validation
The gardens and statues quietly guard the serenity of the plaza when suddenly a car horn beeps and two people start yelling. One is on a bicycle. The other is in a car stopped but into the bike lane. I don’t speak German, but I know from the tone that bad things were said.”
Gecko or DBS
“I was confident that a good winery would get me to stay. Little did I know it would be a creature that would encourage me to stay, not the wines.”
Taxi Driver Conspiracies
“In his rearview mirror, I saw the taxi driver point to his face and make an unintelligible noise or German comment - I’m not sure which.”
Boundaries
“…that hug came as a surprise so it’s not one of my better ones. So if she’s a hug aficionado, she can only be left with the impression that I am a cold slab of faux marble. Not even real marble…”
We Are Not Sure
I couldn’t remember if it was June or August. The right answer was July, but that wasn’t even an option in my mind. Luckily, that means I am only functioning a bit past my usual level of deficit.
Write or Wrong
I feel like a football coach that has just won the championship and is asked about the other team. “They are a great group and they fought hard, but we won… Neener, Neener, Neener!”
Everyday Parkinson’s
“It has always struck me as shortsighted that we only get a month. I have to live with PD every day of the year.”
Green Wines
“So, where did all the winemaking Leprechauns go? Apparently, they are alive and well in Portugal…”