Funny Things About Christmas
Now that I think about it maybe there has always been funny in Christmas. Could it be I'm just making a Charlie-in-the-Box out of a Jack-in-the-Box?
The Price of Self-Checkout
“Apparently one employee with 10 registers can’t check IDs for all the drunk shoppers.”
Thanksgiving Drama
“The racist uncle, the drunk mother-in-law, the gay son, and the tree-hugging niece. Families are just waiting for the fireworks to begin.”
Topless Tees
“I was shaking all over the place. I was struggling putting the twisty thing on my bag of apples. I almost dropped a 12 pack of Topo Chico hard seltzer…”
No One Cares
…the more I care, the less I appreciate others and will likely end up facing this disease alone.
MSW to WSM
It’s a slippery road from coincidence and conjured reasons to “what if’s” and “why’s.” Living with Parkinson’s, this is territory I prefer to avoid, repress or deny depending on my mood.
Oktoberfest
It’s October, and it’s time for Octoberfest. This is when Germans celebrate beer, wear lederhosen, and dance to Oompa music as they have for centuries. Let’s fact check those first two lines…