Labor on Labor Day
My mother went into labor on Labor Day when I was born. Telling you that is kind of like bringing veggie hotdogs to a Dallas Cowboys pregame, tailgate barbecue.
Double Double
"So my last post was not about Parkinson’s It was about hamburgers and tires. Let's face it, if it weren't for burgers and tires Parkinson's treatment would be a lot harder and less fulfilling."
Fast Food Guide
“Perhaps I shouldn’t say this, but it was the best Italian food I ever had! I’ve been to Italy, and had some amazing pastas and seafood, but this was above and beyond those.”
New Logo, Free Sticker
I tried a dancing Rastafarian. Very colorful, but his fingers look like the hotdog-fingered woman in the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once…
Validation
The gardens and statues quietly guard the serenity of the plaza when suddenly a car horn beeps and two people start yelling. One is on a bicycle. The other is in a car stopped but into the bike lane. I don’t speak German, but I know from the tone that bad things were said.”
Gecko or DBS
“I was confident that a good winery would get me to stay. Little did I know it would be a creature that would encourage me to stay, not the wines.”
Taxi Driver Conspiracies
“In his rearview mirror, I saw the taxi driver point to his face and make an unintelligible noise or German comment - I’m not sure which.”
Boundaries
“…that hug came as a surprise so it’s not one of my better ones. So if she’s a hug aficionado, she can only be left with the impression that I am a cold slab of faux marble. Not even real marble…”
We Are Not Sure
I couldn’t remember if it was June or August. The right answer was July, but that wasn’t even an option in my mind. Luckily, that means I am only functioning a bit past my usual level of deficit.
Write or Wrong
I feel like a football coach that has just won the championship and is asked about the other team. “They are a great group and they fought hard, but we won… Neener, Neener, Neener!”