The Young Ladies of Instagram
…how is it between the two days you posted pictures you went from a petite brunette with gray eyes and tattoos to a bosomy blonde with brown eyes and no tattoos?
New New Year’s Traditions
So give me a call, and I’ll be over right after I make an onion pancake with my kid’s forehead.
Funny Things About Christmas
Now that I think about it maybe there has always been funny in Christmas. Could it be I'm just making a Charlie-in-the-Box out of a Jack-in-the-Box?
The Price of Self-Checkout
“Apparently one employee with 10 registers can’t check IDs for all the drunk shoppers.”
Thanksgiving Drama
“The racist uncle, the drunk mother-in-law, the gay son, and the tree-hugging niece. Families are just waiting for the fireworks to begin.”
Topless Tees
“I was shaking all over the place. I was struggling putting the twisty thing on my bag of apples. I almost dropped a 12 pack of Topo Chico hard seltzer…”
No One Cares
…the more I care, the less I appreciate others and will likely end up facing this disease alone.