Nighttime Practice
I think the technicians believe they are doing me a favor when they take body hair when removing the glued on electrodes in the morning. They take so much hair I should get a punch card so I get free hair removal after my tenth study.
Speak Out!
When I coached youth soccer I was told parents could hear me three fields away. Now a person in the same room will frequently say “huh?” when I say something.
Texas or California: A Love Story
If smart lyrics, great harmonies, wicked guitar playing, thumping rhythm section, enthusiastic crowd sing-alongs, and inspired vocals are any indication, then the Old 97s proved they love California the best.
The Parkinson’s Iceberg
…when I first found the iceberg image and downloaded it on my phone there was a woman I had been flirting with and wanted to date. During one of our early text exchanges, I accidentally texted the iceberg picture.
The Young Ladies of Instagram
…how is it between the two days you posted pictures you went from a petite brunette with gray eyes and tattoos to a bosomy blonde with brown eyes and no tattoos?
New New Year’s Traditions
So give me a call, and I’ll be over right after I make an onion pancake with my kid’s forehead.
Funny Things About Christmas
Now that I think about it maybe there has always been funny in Christmas. Could it be I'm just making a Charlie-in-the-Box out of a Jack-in-the-Box?
