Steven Steinberg 1/17/24 Steven Steinberg 1/17/24

No Duh

“…I am allowing people into my circle of support who think they know more about my Parkinson's than I do… As one provider began to apologize for making assumptions about my Parkinson’s, I excused myself to go to the bathroom.”

Steven Steinberg 1/11/24 Steven Steinberg 1/11/24

The Young Ladies of Instagram

…how is it between the two days you posted pictures you went from a petite brunette with gray eyes and tattoos to a bosomy blonde with brown eyes and no tattoos?

Steven Steinberg 1/3/24 Steven Steinberg 1/3/24

Warning: Mature Content

Nothing says “welcome to our home” like a shaky fist floor mat.

Steven Steinberg 12/30/23 Steven Steinberg 12/30/23

New New Year’s Traditions

So give me a call, and I’ll be over right after I make an onion pancake with my kid’s forehead.

Steven Steinberg 12/24/23 Steven Steinberg 12/24/23

Funny Things About Christmas

Now that I think about it maybe there has always been funny in Christmas. Could it be I'm just making a Charlie-in-the-Box out of a Jack-in-the-Box?

Steven Steinberg 12/13/23 Steven Steinberg 12/13/23

Bullseye Monkey

I was not going to handle the merchandise, just look at the size.

Steven Steinberg 12/6/23 Steven Steinberg 12/6/23

The Price of Self-Checkout

“Apparently one employee with 10 registers can’t check IDs for all the drunk shoppers.”

Steven Steinberg 11/29/23 Steven Steinberg 11/29/23

Is It PD?

“I really like being gay, I’m sure I won’t ever like PD, and I sure as heck know that 55 won’t last.

Steven Steinberg 11/22/23 Steven Steinberg 11/22/23

Thanksgiving Drama

“The racist uncle, the drunk mother-in-law, the gay son, and the tree-hugging niece. Families are just waiting for the fireworks to begin.”

Steven Steinberg 11/16/23 Steven Steinberg 11/16/23

Topless Tees

“I was shaking all over the place. I was struggling putting the twisty thing on my bag of apples. I almost dropped a 12 pack of Topo Chico hard seltzer…”

What’s Shaking Man